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dem glasses is shit innit
well this is awesome
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"Now, there’s one thing you might have noticed I don’t complain about: politicians. Everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says they suck. Well, where do people think these politicians come from? They don’t fall out of the sky. They don’t pass through a membrane from another reality. They come from American parents and American families, American homes, American schools, American churches, American businesses and American universities, and they are elected by American citizens. This is the best we can do folks. This is what we have to offer. It’s what our system produces: Garbage in, garbage out. If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re going to get selfish, ignorant leaders. Term limits ain’t going to do any good; you’re just going to end up with a brand new bunch of selfish, ignorant Americans. So, maybe, maybe, maybe, it’s not the politicians who suck. Maybe something else sucks around here… like, the public. Yeah, the public sucks. There’s a nice campaign slogan for somebody: ‘The Public Sucks. Fuck Hope.’"
The top 11 things messed up with the show Spongebob:
1.How is Pearl Mr.Crabs daughter??
2.Why doesn’t Squidward wear pants??
3.How do they flush the toilet under water?
4.How can they see plankton??
5.How can Sandy communicate with fish??
6.How is there a beach called Goo lagoon under water???
7.Why do they take showers???
8.How come Gary meows??
9.How did Sandy build her home??
10.How can there be boats under water?
11. Why is there a pineapple underwater??
Reblog this if you ever asked yourself any of these questions :)
And then I asked myself, why doesn’t this retard understand Spongebob is a children’s cartoon, meaning, fuck logic right?
(Source: lmaobrb, via just-forget-everything)
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